where do we begin? johann is the heavy lifter of the kompanie. if a wagon needs a push out of the mud, call johann, if you need to haul a nebelwerfer, call johann, if you need someone to find 30 liters of bier, call johann. he hails from munich and worked in the wheatfields before the war. he's a reliable soldier and yearns to return home to munich to open his own bierhall, and to "drink away memories of the war" as he tells us.